“If someone called me chubby, it would no longer be something that kept me up late at night. Being called fat is not like being called stupid or unfunny, which is the worst thing you could ever say to me. Do I envy Jennifer Hudson for being able to lose all that weight and look smokin’ hot? Of course, yes. Do I sometimes look at Gisele Bundchen and wonder how awesome life would be if I never had to wear Spanx? Duh, of course. That’s kind of the point of Gisele Bundchen. And maybe I will, once or twice, for a very short period of time. But on the list of things I want to do in my lifetime, that’s not near the top. I mean, it’s not near the bottom either. I’d say it’s right above “learn to drive a vespa,” but several notches below “film a chase scene for a movie.”

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Dear Future Daughter:

1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.

2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.

3) No one is going to fucking save you, anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullshit.

4) One day a boy is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.

5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.

Abbie Nielsen  (via narobe)

i really love this and wish i had read it a few years ago

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Were was this when I was in school

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PINCHE PENDEJO GUEY YA POR FAVOR IDIOTA

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💕💕💕My favorite cheap ass beauty products!✨ #1 are the #equate night time soothing makeup removing cloths. They are super moist and take of all you make up with one wipe. Takes of my waterproof mascara as well! Each pack is around $4 I believe and can be found at #walmart. ✨#2 are the #NYX #buttergloss lip glosses. They smell so good, are creamy and not sticky. The colors are true to the packaging as well. These are $5 @ #target! ✨#3 are the #jordana 12 hour made to last eyeshadow pencils. Omggggg these are so amazeballs!!! They are so creamy am saturated with color. I have 04 Continous Almond and the black one I have used them both as eyeliners and as eyeshadow bases they work so wonderfully :) you can find these @ walgreens for around under $4! ✨#4 is this #Milani #bakedpowderblush in Dolce Pink. I have also tried another shade called luminoso I believe. These are like a highlighter and blush in one. These are like $7-$9 bucks I believe. You can get these everywhere target walmart etc. ✨#5 I ran out of my duo eye lash glue and I wanted to try something different because that one smells like fucking 🐟🐟 and I felt like it didn’t work that great. I bought this one at walgreens because it was the cheapest one thurrr haha it’s like $3-$4 !! It work soooo much better in my humble opinion :) ✨#6 is the #elf gel eyeliner which I use on my eyebrows the color is Coffee. I found thanks to @stillglamorus she made a video on dupes and she said this was a dupe to the dip brow pomade. It works great ! It’s $3. ✨#7 is another jordana product. It is the best lash extreme mascara it is favorite mascara! It’s very volume sizing and easy to build up. It’s is only $3 and some change at walgreens. ✨#8 is an elf glitter in bronze. It’s a very pretty color and it’s only $1. ✨#9 lastly, is the #NYC liquid eyeliner. It’s not the most long lasting but it is super black and easy to use because of the applicator. You can really make the thinned line with it. Plus it’s only under $2! Hopefully, you get some ideas of what to pick up next time your at walgreens, target or wal mart @& you’re on a budget!
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